Favorite superhero?

Batman. I didn’t even really have to think about this. I enjoy the fact that he isn’t really all that super-powerful; he’s just a dude with the right means and the desire to make a difference. Plus, he’s kind of a dick, really. I enjoy that. It makes him real to me.

I’m also a big big fan of X-Men. My favorite’s Wolverine, because I’m predictable. But I also really like Rogue and Gambit. And I liked them together, in a cray cray codependent way. Cyclops and Storm, though, never cared for them.

I’ll tell you who I can’t stand, though. Superman. Seriously, he has pretty much everything handed to him. “Oh look, I’m Superman, I’m better than everything ever except a tiny piece of rock can stop me in my tracks, roflcopter lololol.” Okay so then how about criminals just wear kryptonite rings constantly? No? And how about his stupid Daily Planet cover story? HOW DO PEOPLE NOT NOTICE?

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